♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE
♪ THERE'S A RACE TO BE ON TOP
♪ THE COMPETITION DOESN'T STOP ♪
♪ MIXING WITH THE LADIES FAIR ♪
♪ BEING CHARMING, DEBONAIR
♪ THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME
♪ AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y
♪ THEY'LL MAKE DUMP HISTORY
♪ AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI-I-I ♪
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT, THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ FIND IN EACH CALAMITY
♪ THE CATS' SUPERIORITY
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH
♪ OH OH OH
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
♪ OH OH OH
♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD REALIZE
♪ HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
HEATHCLIFF?
A FEW MORE STEPS, AND BREAKFAST IS SERVED.
NO EMPTIES, NO REFILLS.
HUH?
WAIT A COTTON-PICKING MINUTE!
Heathcliff: HEE HEE HEE!
HEATHCLIFF!
[BRAKES SCREECH]
YOU KNOW THE RULES, HEATHCLIFF--
NO EMPTIES, NO MILK!
[MEOW]
WHAT A WAY TO START MY BIRTHDAY!
I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE MAKING SUCH A FUSS
OVER THAT LITTLE TROUBLEMAKER.
NOW, DON'T BE A SPOILSPORT!
HEATHCLIFF IS LIKE A MEMBER OF THE FAMILY.
WHO EVER HEARD OF A SURPRISE PARTY FOR A CAT?
IT'S GOING TO BE THE SOCIAL EVENT OF THE YEAR.
I JUST HOPE EVERYONE CAN KEEP A SECRET.
Heathcliff: ALL NIGHT RIGGING THE NET,
AND WHAT DO I HAVE TO SHOW FOR IT?
ZILCH!
OOH!
OOH! UH!
[HISS]
[BONK]
WE'LL TELL HIM WE WON'T BE BACK UNTIL NIGHTFALL.
AS LONG AS HE DOESN'T STAY AROUND THE HOUSE
WHEN WE'RE GETTING READY FOR THE PARTY.
HE'LL JUST GET INTO TROUBLE, AS USUAL.
HEATHCLIFF IS A GOOD CAT.
SOMETIMES I THINK YOU LOVE THAT RASCAL MORE THAN YOU LOVE ME!
SHH! HE'S COMING.
Grandpa: MR. PERSONALITY MAKES HIS ENTRANCE.
I THINK I'M GOING TO NEED BREAKFAST IN BED.
SEE YOU LATER, HEATHCLIFF.
I'M SPENDING THE DAY OVER AT WILLIE'S.
[MEOW]
I KNOW. TODAY IS SATURDAY.
WILLIE AND I ARE DOING A SCIENCE PROJECT FOR SCHOOL.
RIGHT! WILLIE'S MOM IS ALLERGIC TO CAT FUR.
SORRY YOU CAN'T COME.
HAVE A NICE DAY, HEATHCLIFF!
IGGY FORGOT MY BIRTHDAY.
OW! OOW! OW! OHH!
OUT!
DARN CAT!
WHAT WAS ALL THAT RACKET?
Grandma: POOR BABY. YOU'RE HUNGRY.
I'VE GOT SOME NICE DRY CAT FOOD FOR YOU.
YICK!
WHERE IS THAT SCOUNDREL?
IT'S GETTING LATE.
WE BETTER GET GOING.
Grandma: YOU CAN'T COME WITH US, HEATHCLIFF.
WE'RE GOING TO VISIT AUNT MARY IN THE HOSPITAL.
AND THEY DON'T ALLOW ANIMALS IN HOSPITALS.
NOW GET OUT!
YOU WON'T HAVE ANY FUN WITHOUT ME.
[COUGH COUGH]
NO RESPECT.
MARCIE!
IT'S GOING TO BE THE BEST PARTY! EVERYONE'S COMING.
I JUST HOPE HEATHCLIFF DOESN'T FIND OUT.
THAT WOULD RUIN THE SURPRISE.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
GUESS WHO.
[MUFFLED] MEOW!
HEATHCLIFF! WHAT A PLEASANT SURPRISE.
UH, BUT I'M NOT FEELING WELL,
SO I CAN'T PLAY WITH YOU TODAY.
I'M NOT FEELING SO GREAT MYSELF.
HMM!
YUCK!
[PFFT PFFT]
IT'S SOUR!
[STOMACH GROWLS]
YEAH, DON'T WORRY, FRIEND. I'M WORKING ON IT.
HOW'S FRESH FISH SOUND?
WHAT THE...
OH, NO! THERE MUST HAVE BEEN A DISASTER AT SEA.
I'M STARVING!
WE GOT TO GET THIS TO HEATHCLIFF FOR HIS SURPRISE PARTY.
WHY?
WANT TO LIVE TO SEE YOURNEXT BIRTHDAY?
THAT'S WHY!
HEATHCLIFF! HIDE THE STUFF.
HUH? HMM.
[WHISTLING]
HI, BIG GUY!
INVADING MY TURF, HUH?
OH, NO. WE JUST GOT HERE.
SOMEONE HAS GONE THROUGH THE SCRAPS WITH A FINE-TOOTH COMB.
RATS, PERHAPS?
I SMELL A RAT, ALL RIGHT,
AND THE WIND IS COMING FROM YOUR DIRECTION!
HEATHIE! BUDDY! CALM DOWN!
YOU'RE TOO COOL TO BE CRUEL.
NOBODY CALLS ME HEATHIE!
MISS SONIA DOES.
SHE'S NOT NOBODY. SHE'S SOMEBODY!
LATER.
HEY, HOW ABOUT A STROLL
ALONG THE RIVERBANK, BLUE EYES?
IF ONLY I COULD. I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT
AT THE BEAUTY PARLOR TODAY.
UH, WHAT ABOUT A LITTLE ROMANTIC DINNER AND DANCING LATER TONIGHT, HUH?
UH, I CAN'T TONIGHT, HEATHIE.
I HAVE A...UH... A PREVIOUS ENGAGEMENT.
ANOTHER ENGAGEMENT? WITH WHOM?
I CAN'T SAY.
BUT TODAY'S MY BIRTHDAY!
I TOTALLY FORGOT!
YEAH? WELL, YOU CAN TOTALLY FORGET ABOUT HAVING ME TO PUSH AROUND!
I'M HISTORY TO YOU!
OH! HA!
SONIA'S TWO-TIMING ON ME, BUT WITH WHOM?
WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON THAT GUY, HE'LL WISH HE WAS NEVER BORN!
TONIGHT'S THE BIG NIGHT!
I HOPE HE APPRECIATES ALL THE TROUBLE WE'RE GOING THROUGH.
DO SOMETHING TO STASH THE GIFT! HEATHCLIFF'S COMING!
SO, TONIGHT'S THE BIG NIGHT, HUH?
WHO'S THE MEANIE WHO SPILLED THE BEANIES?
YEAH. IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SECRET!
THERE ARE NO SECRETS ON MY TURF!
WHAT DO YOU GOT BEHIND YOUR BACK, MONGO?
VERY NICE. A PRESENT.
WELL, NOBODY'S GETTING THIS PRESENT!
[HISSING AND SNARLING]
IF YOU EVEN LOOK AT SONIA,
I'LL MAKE SURE YOU NEVER WALK AGAIN!
WHAT'S HE TALKING ABOUT?
IF I KNEW, I WOULDN'T BE BLACK AND BLUE!
YOU'RE AN HOUR TOO LATE, KID.
YOUR PAPA'S ESCAPED AGAIN.
WELL, IF THAT'S THE WAY EVERYONE WANTS TO BE,
THEN I'LL JUST LEAVE TOWN--
GO SOMEWHERE WHERE I'LL BE APPRECIATED!
HE'S COMING!
THEY'LL ALL BE SORRY WHEN THEY WON'T HAVE ME AROUND!
All: SURPRISE!
OHH...
UH...
GEE...HA HA! THANKS, GUYS!
YOU DESERVE IT.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HEATHCLIFF!
WHOA!
[ALL LAUGHING]
[LAUGHING]
AHA!
[GULP]
All: ♪ FOR HE'S A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW ♪
[SLURP]
[GULP]
NOW, THIS IS WHAT I CALL A TASTY ENDING.
HEE HEE HOO HOO HOO!
I'M GOING TO SEE FOR MYSELF IF THESE RUMORS ARE TRUE.
A BUNCH OF NEW CATS INVADING MY TURF!
I DON'T CARE HOW TOUGH AND UGLY THESE NEW CATS ARE,
NOBODY MESSES WITH RIFF RAFF!
NOW WE'LL SEE ABOUT THESE CATS CRASHING ONTO MY TURF!
HUH?
[GIGGLING]
All: ♪ MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW.
♪ MEOW
[SINGS OFF-KEY]
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?
YOU GOT A TIN EAR OR SOMETHING?
IF YOU WANT TO SING AND USE THAT THROAT,
TRY AT LEAST TO HIT THE RIGHT NOTE!
HA HA HA HA!
[FEMALE CATS GIGGLING]
[SINGING OFF-KEY]
ALL RIGHT!
THAT'S ENOUGH OUT OF YOU TWO LOWLIFES.
♪ I DREAM OF KITTIES WITH THE SOFT WHITE FUR ♪
QUIET DOWN THERE! SHOO! GO AWAY!
Riff Raff: HA HA HA! WHAT A LAUGH!
CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT YOU DO FOR AN ENCORE.
WHO SAID THAT? LET ME AT HIM!
UH...HECTOR...
Riff Raff: HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!
ALL RIGHT, YOU MUGS!
LET'S GIVE ME SOME ROOM.
SO, YOU STRUCK OUT WITH THE LADIES, EH, HECTOR?
YEAH? WELL, YOU SEE, IT'S LIKE THIS. I--
DUH...CAN YOU DO ANY BETTER?
SURE CAN, MONGO.
YOUSE TWO JUST WAIT HERE AND WATCH
WHILE I GET INSIDE THAT HOUSE
AND HAVE ALL THOSE CUTIES TO MYSELF.
[BUZZ BUZZ]
[CAT SIGHS]
[GIGGLES]
OH! ANOTHER TOMCAT, EH?
WELL, SHOO!
YOU'RE NOT WELCOME IN THIS HOUSE!
HA HA HA! HA HA HA!
NOW NOTHING IS GOING TO KEEP ME OUT OF THAT HOUSE!
NOTHING!
THIS IS THE LIFE. AHH!
Riff Raff: HEY, LEROY!
[GRR]
HOPE YOU DON'T MIND MY DROPPING IN LIKE THIS, BONE-BREATH.
YOU JUST DROPPED INTO BIG TROUBLE, FURBALL.
HUH?
HEY!
SORRY YOU HAVE TO BE ROLLING ALONG SO SOON!
I'LL GET YOU F-F-FOR TH-TH-THIS!
HE'S SUCH A CRASHING BORE.
OH, WELL. TIME TO GET BACK TO WORK.
THIS LOOKS PROMISING!
PERFECT!
Hector: HA! DO YOU BELIEVE THAT GUY?
"NOW NOTHING'S GOING TO KEEP ME OUT OF THAT HOUSE!
NOTHING!"
[ALL LAUGH]
WHOA!
HA HA HA!
WHAT A LOON! WHAT A MAROON!
[BOUNCING]
[CATS GIGGLING]
HEE HEE HEE! HA HA HA!
JUST A FEW MORE INCHES, LADIES.
JUST A FEW MORE!
EXCUSE ME, KITTIES. I HAVE TO CLEAN THIS RUG.
[COUGH COUGH]
OH, NO!
HA HA HA!
NOTHING'S GOING TO KEEP ME OUT OF THERE. NOTHING!
[BUZZ]
MY, MY! LOOK WHAT SOMEONE HAS LEFT ON MY DOORSTEP--
A LITTLE BITTY BABY!
YES, GATHER ROUND AND SEE WHAT I HAVE.
[MEOW] [MEOW]
NOW, YOU BE NICE TO THE LITTLE TYKE WHILE I GO FETCH SOME MILK.
[GIGGLING]
MY, WHAT A FELINE HUNK!
SO! CAN'T PUT ANYTHING OVER ON ME, YOU BAD CAT!
[MEOW]
OH!
HA HA HA! HA HA HA!
NOTHING--I REPEAT, NOTHING'S GOING TO STOP ME
FROM GETTING INTO THAT HOUSE!
HUH? HUH?
HEY! WATCH IT UP THERE!
BRR! SEEMS TO BE GETTING CHILLY IN HERE.
THERE! THAT SHOULD WARM THINGS UP A BIT.
HEY! WHAT'S COOKING?
MEEE--
YOW!
OHHHH!
HA HA HA! HA HA HA!
YOU SEE THAT? WHAT A KLUTZ!
WHAT DID YOU SAY, HECKIE-WECKIE?
Hector: UH...HEH HEH!
JUST KIDDING, OLD BUDDY.
OH, YEAH? WELL, I'M NOT!
IN FACT, MAYBE I CAN USE YOU GUYS.
YEAH. WHY NOT?
HEH HEH! UH, SURE, RIFF RAFF.
WH-WHAT YOU WANT US TO DO?
[BUZZ]
JUST A MOMENT!
YES? WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
UH...
[MEOW]
WHAT? HMM...
WHAT'S GOING ON?
HEH HEH HEH HEH!
SHOO! GO AWAY!
YOU OPEN UP IN THERE! DO YOU HEAR ME?
OPEN UP RIGHT NOW!
WHAT DO YOU SAY THERE, LADIES?
THE NAME'S RIFF RAFF.
[GIGGLING]
NO NEED TO CROWD, GIRLS.
OK. WHERE DO YOU WANT ME TO START, LADIES?
WANT TO HEAR ABOUT SOME OF MY EXPLOITS, HUH?
HEY, THERE'S ENOUGH TO GO AROUND!
OUCH!
OH! I THINK I GOT WOMAN TROUBLES!
OH, BABY!
LET ME AT HIM!
LATER, LADIES!
HE CAN'T GET AWAY FROM US!
TRAPPED!
[CHANTING] RIFF RAFF! RIFF RAFF!
[RIFF RAFF YELLS LIKE TARZAN]
SORRY, LADIES, BUT THERE CAN BE TOO MUCH OF A GOOD THING.
[GIGGLING]
RIFF RAFF! RIFF RAFF!
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
All: OH, RIFF RAFF!
[SADLY] OH, RIFF RAFF...
DID YOU SEE THAT? NOW, THERE'S SOME CAT!
YEAH. WHAT A GUY!
WHAT A GUY!
OH, SHUT UP!
OH, RIFF RAFF!
WHY, YOU TWO-TIMER!
YOU...YOU THREE-TIMER!
OR IS IT FOUR? OR--OH!
BUT--BUT--BUT--
WELL, YOU CAN'T HAVE EVERYTHING!
OR CAN YOU?
HA HA HA! HA HA HA!
WHEN YOU FEED YOUR HAMSTER, FEED HIM AT THE SAME TIME EVERY DAY.
PREFERABLY EVENING.
HAMSTERS LOVE CORN, OATS, WHEAT, BARLEY, EVEN RABBIT PELLETS.
OCCASIONALLY FEED HIM FRESH GREENS.
LETTUCE, CARROTS, DANDELIONS, EVEN WATERMELLON RIND.
HUNGRY LITTLE CRITTER, ISN'T HE?
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